Creepypasties: A Burlesque and Variety Tribute to Urban Legends

Gather round as Beaver and Buttstuff take you through their favorite “totally true” tales from slumber parties, subreddits, and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark . Join Callie and Delilah as they cover all the tantalizingly terrifying tales that definitely, absolutely happened to your babysitter’s cousin. Like the guy she saw menacing couples in the woods with his hook hand. And wait – was that a clown she spotted behind that tree? From the Benadryl Hatman to the Bell Witch, and sewer alligators to spider eggs, get ready for a journey through modern folklore unlike any other. Pregame the show with Pop Rocks and Coke, stack on some jelly bracelets, and get ready for a ride way better than your sister’s best friend’s aunt had the night she picked up a hitchhiker who had been dead for twenty years!!!! Just make sure you never say “Beaver and Buttstuff” three times into a mirror… unless you’re brave enough. Please note, there is a 2 item per person minimum in the showroom. This can be any combination of food items or beverages. This does NOT include items bought in the basement at the Bier Baron Tavern. All General Admission seating is first come first serve, therefore we cannot guarantee seating together. Groups need to be particularly aware of this. We recommend arriving at least 30 minutes to an hour prior to show time for better seat selection. Doors close 30 minutes after showtime. Tickets are available at the door UNLESS tickets have sold out. Guests must be 18+for entry. Those under the age of 21 will be given wristbands to wear. ALL SALES ARE FINAL. NO REFUNDS. This includes switching of showtimes, once purchased all sales are final. Management reserves the right to prevent customers from entering the facility who they deem disruptive or dangerous to other patrons. We offer sign language interpretation upon request. Requests for sign language interpreters, cued speech transliterators, or oral interpreters must be received at least two weeks prior to…